butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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