Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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