i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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