Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
No subtext here. People are naked.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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