Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
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I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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