Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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