Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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