Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
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