I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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