Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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