well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Randomize