8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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