You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I woke up under a house in Key West
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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