He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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