Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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