it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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