oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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