I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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