the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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