I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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