yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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