I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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