no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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