I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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