I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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