Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
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I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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