i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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