The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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