I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
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he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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