I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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