Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i jhust puked up my retainher.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
be right there i have to get my cape
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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