Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
