is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I will die if light touches me.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm like, not good at living.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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