are you still at the devil's house?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
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And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
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Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
tell me about the fingering
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