I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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