There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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