If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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