Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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