oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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