Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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