Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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