Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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