I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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