I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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