Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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