next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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