He kissed a someone with a penis
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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