I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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