I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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