remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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