Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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