tonight lets celebrate not being married
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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