either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
wow bdsm is so cute
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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