What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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