I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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