Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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